Thursday, November 19, 2009

Update on the platform of candidates

Gibo Teodoro’s platform is done. He’s just waiting for Gloria to approve it.

Chiz Escudero has a platform but he doesn’t know what to do with it now.

Nicky Perlas has a serious platform but he can’t get anyone to take him seriously.

Erap Estrada was supposed to release his platform but he accidentally spilled whisky on it and on Ernie Maceda’s dress.

Noynoy Aquino’s platform was ready. Unfortunately it was burned during the filming of his commercial.

Jamby Madrial thought she had a platform but Joma Sison was only kidding pala.

Bro. Eddie’s and the Kapatiran’s candidate are using similar platforms, written 2009 years ago.

Manny Villar will wait for the others to publish their platforms because “We will say the same things…we will have the SAME PLATFORM. For after all, a platform… dadalawang speechwriters lang iyan tatanungin ka.Anong gusto ninyo, 3-point agenda , 10 point agenda 15 point agenda o 25 point agenda.”

SOURCE: Life in Gloria's Enchanted Kingdom

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