Wednesday, October 4, 2006

COMELEC: The Ombudmamasan's Legalized Whorehouse

TELEVISION's unblinking eye last night revealed a jubilant bunch of old whores, with big paunches and crooked teeth, sitting around clinking glasses of celebration at how decisive their Mama-san Merceditas Gutierrez (1, 2, 3), was in rescuing them from the mean clutches of those old party-pooper fuddy-duddies at the Supreme Court.

Not only decisive but brazen. Bribed, blackmailed, conniving bitch -- I don't know which -- but all have been absolved by her of all liability in that juicy deal with the Tansipeks, (or whoever the fuck the rest of the avaricious malevolents are behind this 1.2 billion peso piece of grand larceny cum graft and corruption.

Of course, the news coverage of Comelec Commisioners reacting to the Ombudsman's report was "silent movie" -- but one could almost read their lips, each mentally kissing Merceditas' kind hands and feet for the amazing escape that leaves them all untouched, free of all criminal liability."

What a perfectly Orwellian idea! A crime with no criminals. (Oh call the Ministry of Truth and have the records corrected so History will accurately reflect the Truth).

Who would have thought one could escape even such a stunning decision of the Supreme Court in a matter of graft and corruption, striking down one's "glaring grave abuse of discretion" as this was, and yet end up free as a bird and jubilant?

It's the legalization of a retail and wholesale whorehouse that will be open for business in the 2007 MANUAL elections.

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